At the Monocular Golem

At the Monocular Golem

I sit and check the

U S B;

was there a Mr. Euesby,

or is it

You Es Bee,

or

Ewe Essby,

what does it mean?

And there's

a "C" drive as well as

a "D" and "E" and "F"

"G', "H" and "I";

but why neither "A" nor "B?"

It freezes,

gets spammed and catches viruses;

it accumulates garbage

but recycles.

Who knows why.

I give up trying to understand

it and its hows and whys,

but I can't give up

the one eyed 'droid.

(This is an older piece which I've revived.)